Simple solutions

So is the coat hanger kabob

Okay, and the rake, like. Unless you buy a brand new rake, you really shouldn't do that

What if you bought that rake specifically to cook hot dogs

Well that's why I said buy a new rake

I was about to comment that

Great minds think alike

One might argue that the hallmark of a truly great mind is that it is capable of inimitable thought.

Well, when one is attempting to garner likes, then an imitatable thought is what one needs.