Classic, so relatable

One time, I was at my computer, and it just VANISHED. Desk and everything.

One time a pile of garbage blocked my way to the kitchen. I pissed myself and died :(

Once,my entire family died of starvation,and the grim reaper came and used our toilet

One time i went to someone elses house and stayed there without even knowing them. Then i jumped in front of them and tried to befriend them, they just went to the shower