When you get mad at your parents

And my Dad leaves pots on the stove unsupervised for an hour to boil over and burn and ruin dinner and then leaves me to clean up the mess

If I vomited on my mom now, she would keep me.
I love her to death.

You also pooped and peed on them, not to mention caused countless hours of sleep deprivation.

Jokes on you, my mother rarely carried me when I was that age

The fucking difference is we never chose to be born.