K I L L T H E M

I would hate the dude so much
Also there would be massive sexual tension between us
Like seducing each others but both refuse to make the first actual move cause we are too stubborn and have massive ego

I knew someone like that

Me: Hi
Double ME: Imagine my ass is an iceberg. I want you to be a Titantic.
Me: holy shit destroy me

I'm convinced I'm laying naked in bed with him now.

There can only be one. I will be the supreme.

what the fuck
surely there isn't room for two snarky cynical people in this house, right?

I would unquestionably have sex with myself. I'm a handsome enough guy to believe my girl counterpart would be at least equally attractive in female terms. I just wonder how big the butt and boobs would be.