"Shoulder massage"

Eh, shoulder massage often leads to that ahah

Kill a bitch

I feel like this joke only works when it's gay, but still kinda funny

(Tfw you have to alter the meme)
Is that heterosexual porn?

Can i get some sauce

takes a special kind of scumbag to go after a wife of a deployed man better hope the wrong guy doesn't catch you and knock every one of your teeth out and send them to her husband.