Jesus water

I once saw a shampoo commercial that had a lil bit of nip slip and I wasn't sure if I'd imagined it or not but I know they never showed it again so I couldn't confirm

I honestly prefer my apt's shower over the one at my mom's house. Better pressure.

Nope this is the opposite for me. I can stay in the shower for as long as I want and not worry about the bill cos it's all inclusive

"river of Jesus"?

That's because Dad put in a water softener

Buying a new shower head with a replaceable filter for my apartment may have been the best forty dollars I ever spent.