nicengelman

nicengelman


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Only slightly exaggerated 8 comments
nicengelman · 1 day ago
I had a female gym teacher in grade school that still gives me nightmares
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Tis' the season 3 comments
nicengelman · 4 days ago
There's no way those things wouldn't perforate
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This doesn't seem like a Country for Old Men 1 comments
nicengelman · 1 week ago
Did you at least bring the guy some water?
It's not "healthy," it's lazy parenting 20 comments
nicengelman · 1 week ago
And I'm glad they did, just better all around
I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their reboots 2 comments
nicengelman · 1 week ago
Dude the newest Batman movie was fucking fantastic
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Tis' the season 1 comments
nicengelman · 1 week ago
God it would be so awesome if they started playing it every year like Die Hard
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Totes adorbs 1 comments
nicengelman · 1 week ago
I want this cat
Hehe 5 comments
nicengelman · 1 week ago
Yeah, and the guy in the illustration is climbing up to the top.
Hehe 5 comments
nicengelman · 1 week ago
I'd rather slide down, that's for sure
Maybe 5 comments
nicengelman · 1 week ago
I just see a black pit of despair
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English 100 4 comments
nicengelman · 1 week ago
And he's Colin Farrell
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Pre-iPhone times 1 comments
nicengelman · 2 weeks ago
Does anybody remember the Matrix phone?
Dang 1 comments
nicengelman · 2 weeks ago
And?
21 Jump Street 2 comments
nicengelman · 2 weeks ago
He also kinda looks like Freddie Mercury there
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totally 1 comments
nicengelman · 2 weeks ago
His ear his ear oh my god what the fuck his ear
The devil shivers 6 comments
nicengelman · 2 weeks ago
I mean he's literally staring at his mom's tits. What the fucking hell
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There's no pleasing Ricky 1 comments
nicengelman · 3 weeks ago
The most inadvertently funny man alive
Get a good look Costanza??? 4 comments
nicengelman · 3 weeks ago
Dude you're just finding out that she's screaming hot? I almost envy you, your search history is going to be so loaded with pleasant surprises
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*** knees 10 comments
nicengelman · 3 weeks ago
Pools aren't really an option. I shouldn't say I don't get any exercise, I deliver for Amazon so every few minutes I pick up a box and walk it to someone's house before driving to my next stop. But things like jogging, heavy weightlifting, biking, are all right out.
Not the only one with graphic arts talents 3 comments
nicengelman · 3 weeks ago
Heisenbird
Fillosuffee 5 comments
nicengelman · 3 weeks ago
If your friends can't be successful at your happy then they're not your if
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*** knees 10 comments
nicengelman · 3 weeks ago
I always loved that knee kicking thing. Like how someone in a movie will step on broken glass or something and then be running around twenty minutes later.
*** knees 10 comments
nicengelman · 3 weeks ago
I destroyed my knees with exercise when I was younger, so the great part of it is that, I used to be really fit because I would exercise for hours. Now because my knees are shit, I can barely exercise, so I've put on weight and my legs aren't as strong. Which makes my knees hurt.
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Last one I promise .. 1 comments
nicengelman · 3 weeks ago
And that was the day I started using chocolate as a lubricant
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