nicengelman

nicengelman


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I'VE BEEN FRAMED, I SWEAR! 7 comments
nicengelman · 4 weeks ago
I'm amazed this person didn't get the everliving shit bit out of them, this cat looks like it was putting up quite a fight
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The child must not be an obstacle 2 comments
nicengelman · 4 weeks ago
Why are we not using this phrase constantly?
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Pizza Pizza 6 comments
nicengelman · 4 weeks ago
Back in the 80's Little Caesar's had the best commercials, that slogan became really infectious
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1886 4 comments
nicengelman · 4 weeks ago
This is me for real. Every single time I end up scrolling a little past my age because I'm spinning the mouse wheel so much
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I'll take the ichthyosaur 13 comments
nicengelman · 4 weeks ago
Raptors are definitely a variety pack
I'll take the ichthyosaur 13 comments
nicengelman · 4 weeks ago
I don't see pachycephalosaurus on here, not my very favorite but definitely up there. Probably Brachiosaurus or T-Rex are my favorite, if I'm going Dino I'm gonna go big
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Secret baby menu 2 comments
nicengelman · 4 weeks ago
Now you've got me hungry for some spicy baby
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Bianca Parssage Dancing on wine bottles 13 comments
nicengelman · 4 weeks ago
I just turned 41 two days ago and I STILL freaking have school nightmares where I've got an exam I completely forgot or I'm just wandering around the building because I don't actually know my schedule, or even ones where I'm trying to keep my parents from finding out I missed classes or failed something. I'm convinced I'll be having those dreams until the day I die. And for what it's worth, about your teeth, I'm getting partial dentures for my top and bottom rows in a couple weeks, so don't feel bad
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Bianca Parssage Dancing on wine bottles 13 comments
nicengelman · 4 weeks ago
I just realized when this post was made, I wonder how much of that energy they had left by the end of the year
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Bianca Parssage Dancing on wine bottles 13 comments
nicengelman · 4 weeks ago
Oh yeah, prolly twice a month, freaking hate them. You have a great smile so it must be extra awful when it happens for you
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Money Whale Spent 4 comments
nicengelman · 4 weeks ago
These people are an example to us all
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Bianca Parssage Dancing on wine bottles 13 comments
nicengelman · 4 weeks ago
Thank god she didn't have one of those dreams where all your teeth fall out
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The best 1 comments
nicengelman · 4 weeks ago
All I see is a white guy with a lot of piercings
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So sexy 8 comments
nicengelman · 4 weeks ago
Maybe she was the first woman to shave her vagina for the look instead of crabs, that'll usually do it
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I don't have to spell this one out eh 2 comments
nicengelman · 4 weeks ago
Hard to believe these guys almost went extinct, they're likeable and very good actors
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Think I'll skip the bread today 13 comments
nicengelman · 4 weeks ago
Is there a singular for tongs? If you only have one tong, isn't it just a spork or something?
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Privamcy:( 5 comments
nicengelman · 4 weeks ago
It's crazy to think of the fact that he's so rich that buying four houses for thirty million dollars probably wasn't a big deal.
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Highlight reel on tombstone 4 comments
nicengelman · 4 weeks ago
I can only assume this is a Rick roll
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A Caterpillar 10 comments
nicengelman · 4 weeks ago
Oh my god the beans, so many beans
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Embrace your status as a giant barbarian 5 comments
nicengelman · 4 weeks ago
*picks up Africa stone* damn, my fat works!
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A Caterpillar 10 comments
nicengelman · 4 weeks ago
I would raise these by the thousands
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Wanna play some Gwent? 2 comments
nicengelman · 4 weeks ago
I've probably played RDR2 at least a hundred hours and hardly done anything related to the story, it's just such an amazing world to run around in
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Lonely Christmas SNL 3 comments
nicengelman · 4 weeks ago
She's keeping me sick