Think about this before you eat

Ain't nobody got time to think about these things before eating.

Honestly, if you want to burn calories, do HIIT (High Intensity Interval Training). The workouts are like 5-15 minutes long and you won't have to do 54 minutes of lunges in order to burn off a soda.

Except that's past the energy you need to think, move, and make your heart beat.

Yep, still not doing it

130 minutes of swimming? PAH! That's not an exercise that's child's play

Alternatively you could just sit there and do nothing for a while. A resting human's basal metabolitic rate (as according to our overlord wikipedia) is about 80 watts.

Even though this is using the calorie count of the food before your body breaks it down and uses some as energy.

But you burn calories naturally so this just goes for whatever you eat over the threshold of 2000 calories

I don't have to do shit and I barely eat anyways

I don't have to do shit! I can eat and sleep all I want and I never gain weight because I am a fucking god! Hahaahahahahahahhahahahahhahah! Sorry....

Activily eating burger and fries now...

I'll eat whatever I want