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fiestycricket · 7 years ago · FIRST

Thanks satan.

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tony007 · 7 years ago

That was unexpected

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rosalinas · 7 years ago

But I have a heart...
Sadly

guest · 7 years ago

Where's dr ew with his words of evil wisdom when you need him?

silvermyth · 7 years ago

@dr_richard_ew

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dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

I can remove your heart for ya

rosalinas · 7 years ago

But my heart is not with me

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

Where is it?

rosalinas · 7 years ago

I dunno
Probably with the idiot that stole it

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

God dammit I know exactly who you're referring to. Want me to stab him for ya?

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Don't do that
You'll stab my heart too
I don't wanna die

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

Oh dear. Is it really that bad?

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Yea
You have no idea

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

What shall I do then?

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Get me a new one?

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

Aha, perfect! I shall build you a new heart! Now what color do you want it to be?

rosalinas · 7 years ago

I want a real heart

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

Oh, alright. But you gotta help me find the right materials!

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Uuhmmm
Okay
@stream_42 gimme what I need

stream_42 · 7 years ago

What... uh. Sure. Loose connective tissue, some hemoglobine, 7 meter string and a sheep.

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rosalinas · 7 years ago

Speak English!

stream_42 · 7 years ago

All of that is english

rosalinas · 7 years ago

But I don't need those

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stream_42 · 7 years ago

You wanted the supplies to make a new heart, I delivered

rosalinas · 7 years ago

But making one takes time
Just gimme yours :3

stream_42 · 7 years ago

Sorry mine's all rotten

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dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

I'd give you mine, but I used it for science

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Hugs* poor Mattie
Dick, fix his heart

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

I don't have the right supplies to though

rosalinas · 7 years ago

What do you need?

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

First, I need the right mold so it'll fit
*grabs you*

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Is grabbed* huh?

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

I need to see your chest

silvermyth · 7 years ago

Hey, I have an extra that you can borrow

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Okay, I guess?

silvermyth · 7 years ago

It's from someone I loved, use it well.

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Why did you take chest from someone you loved...

silvermyth · 7 years ago

They were dead, and I was hoping to keep them alive. Maybe they can be alive in you.

stream_42 · 7 years ago

Ship

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Whom?

stream_42 · 7 years ago

Silvermyth and you

rosalinas · 7 years ago

That ship may work
Idk if silvie likes girls tho

stream_42 · 7 years ago

She better

rosalinas · 7 years ago

You can't just force her to like me if she isn't into girls

stream_42 · 7 years ago

I mean... I CAN.

rosalinas · 7 years ago

How?

stream_42 · 7 years ago

Electro therapy

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Don't do that to people

stream_42 · 7 years ago

I don't. Dr Ew however

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Don't tell him to do that to people

silvermyth · 7 years ago

I don't know my preference.

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Im adorable
How about that?

silvermyth · 7 years ago

Erm, ok.

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

I can do that if you wish, but it's not to change anyone's orientation. I just like zapping people :D

silvermyth · 7 years ago

I've already tried zapping

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

Can I still zap?

silvermyth · 7 years ago

*sighs* I suppose

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

Yay!
*zaps*

silvermyth · 7 years ago

Rosalina, my love for you has... Just kidding

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

*zaps harder*

silvermyth · 7 years ago

Fuck me in the face, yeah no

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

*Zaps even harder*

silvermyth · 7 years ago

This isn't going to work

rosalinas · 7 years ago

That was interesting

silvermyth · 7 years ago

Sorry rosie. You're adorable, but I haven't really felt anything like that for years.

rosalinas · 7 years ago

But I'm VERY adorable

silvermyth · 7 years ago

Okay, you're very adorable. More than that.

rosalinas · 7 years ago

And sexy?

silvermyth · 7 years ago

Hmm.. That is for gamzee to say, not me.

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Eh okay
@gamzee come here and say something about my sexiness

silvermyth · 7 years ago

@gamzee Do it, or face the consquences

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

What? I wasn't trying to make you like her, I just wanted to see how long it would take before you got brain damage!

silvermyth · 7 years ago

I already have brain damage

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

I want to try and make it worse though

silvermyth · 7 years ago

Oh... *twitches* ya happy?

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

No, I must do more damage! I want this babbling nonsense and on the floor drooling!
*shocks more*

silvermyth · 7 years ago

Pålegg *drools*

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

That's better. Now you will never recover

silvermyth · 7 years ago

No, pålegg is just a norwegian term for sandwich toppings. I was drooling at the thought.

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

God dammit

silvermyth · 7 years ago

*eats smørbrød*

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

Yum...?

silvermyth · 7 years ago

It's delicious sandwich, want one?

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

...sure?

silvermyth · 7 years ago

*gives smørbrød* smør means butter, brod is bread

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

*eats*
Mmm, tastes like chloroform
*passes out*

silvermyth · 7 years ago

Hah! *puts in burlap sack*

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

*wakes up*
This is a nice sack

silvermyth · 7 years ago

There's lots of potatoes for you to eat

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

But I don't like potatoes...

silvermyth · 7 years ago

Fine, then have some poutine or marshmallows.

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

Yay, poutine!
*drinks it*

silvermyth · 7 years ago

Käsefondue, also

gamzee · 7 years ago

You're sexy Ross ;*
(oh boy am I late)

rosalinas · 7 years ago

You don't know sexy me
And yes, yes you are

stream_42 · 7 years ago

This is a very enjoyable chat

rosalinas · 7 years ago

How?

stream_42 · 7 years ago

Because science

silvermyth · 7 years ago

Science is the shit

stream_42 · 7 years ago

Indubitably

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Is that a real word?

stream_42 · 7 years ago

Yes

rosalinas · 7 years ago

It is :0

silvermyth · 7 years ago

So someone has been dowvoting me

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Uuhhh you got haters
Know what that means? You're famous girl!

silvermyth · 7 years ago

yay! So how are you?

rosalinas · 7 years ago

How am I in which part? Or like just general

silvermyth · 7 years ago

However you want to answer

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Headache but happily lazy

silvermyth · 7 years ago

That's good
Our different time zones are always in the way, I have to sleep

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Pats pats* sleep well, Silvie

gamzee · 7 years ago

He watches when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
Doesn't want you to be naughty, so be good for goodness sake!
Wow I need help

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Obviously

stream_42 · 7 years ago

Help is here! Bend over and relax

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Takes camera outta the bag*
You heard him
Bend over

stream_42 · 7 years ago

... you two got a really weird relationship. Oh well *snaps on latex glove*

rosalinas · 7 years ago

*hands you lube* yea we do

stream_42 · 7 years ago

I don't need that

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Pours lube on your hands* don't hurt my babe

stream_42 · 7 years ago

Fine

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Should I really watch this...

stream_42 · 7 years ago

Yes... gamzee come out and play

rosalinas · 7 years ago

That sounds so freaking creepy

stream_42 · 7 years ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Also it's just us now
He wont be here till late morning tomorrow

stream_42 · 7 years ago

Why not

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Cause that idiot has his phone taken away a while ago

stream_42 · 7 years ago

Rekt

rosalinas · 7 years ago

I'll totally murder him

silvermyth · 7 years ago

I leave for 10 hours

rosalinas · 7 years ago

I haven't murdered anyone
Yet

silvermyth · 7 years ago

Yet
That's your excuse

rosalinas · 7 years ago

No.
That's my warning to everyone

silvermyth · 7 years ago

I am afraid now

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stream_42 · 7 years ago

Shhh only tears now

silvermyth · 7 years ago

*cries silently*

stream_42 · 7 years ago

*pat pat* there there

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Hands tissues*

silvermyth · 7 years ago

*blows nose* I don't wanna die

rosalinas · 7 years ago

I won't just kill you

silvermyth · 7 years ago

You'll paste biscuits on me then kill me?

rosalinas · 7 years ago

I have no reason to kill you
Besides you find Danni cute
But it's not your fault

gamzee · 7 years ago

... What the fuck happened to this conversation

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Me
I happened

silvermyth · 7 years ago

Do you want to have biscuits pasted on you?

rosalinas · 7 years ago

I think he also prefer whipped cream
Or pineapple and crackers

silvermyth · 7 years ago

@gamzee Get in uere and let us put whipped cream on you

rosalinas · 7 years ago

He would look so good with cream

silvermyth · 7 years ago

Let's put it in his hair

rosalinas · 7 years ago

He's 16
Probably has hair in many places ;)

silvermyth · 7 years ago

;) Like on the arms, we'll put it there

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Why do you people have to frustrate me like this

silvermyth · 7 years ago

Well we could put it elsewhere
But without consent..

rosalinas · 7 years ago

I'm his gf
I'm the highest content he can ever have

silvermyth · 7 years ago

Erm
Ok

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Gaps* are you doubting me

gamzee · 7 years ago

*gets cream-and-pineapple crackers* no

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Whispers* put it on babe, I want some snack time ;)

gamzee · 7 years ago

*puts on banana-costume*
Peel me ;)

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Mumbles* this is like the funny category porn

silvermyth · 7 years ago

*eats whipped cream*

rosalinas · 7 years ago

You better eat the one that is not on his precious body

silvermyth · 7 years ago

Bleh
It will have body odors on it and dirt
I'm eating mine fresh, thanks

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Pats* cause I just washed my knives
Don't wanna have to rewash them

silvermyth · 7 years ago

Good, because I just oiled my sword and I wouldn't want to have to use it

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Ohhh girl, you don't wanna go in war with me

silvermyth · 7 years ago

I don't want to go to war with Denmark either, but sometimes it cannot be helped.

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Why can't we just love

silvermyth · 7 years ago

We can *hugs*

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Is hugged* I thought you were straight

silvermyth · 7 years ago

I don't know which I prefer
*hugs more*

rosalinas · 7 years ago

*is hugged more*
I'm really soft and especially squishy in some certain places, if you're into that

silvermyth · 7 years ago

Uhm
Ok
*hugs* this is interesting

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Is still hugged*
You're really into hugging ain't ya
Okay so I suppose you're bisexual now
Or les

silvermyth · 7 years ago

I suppose
What an eye opening experience

rosalinas · 7 years ago

It is pretty simple tbh
Male and female have one main difference
which one do you prefer bury your face in
You're 13, so probably neither

silvermyth · 7 years ago

14, since yesterday. Same difference.
It seems nice
Burying faces in people has always been nice

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rosalinas · 7 years ago

*Writes on your forehead with red lipstick* ''officially bisexual''

silvermyth · 7 years ago

This is amazing!

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Yep
Also don't wipe that off
It's like new 15 bucks lipstick bought with the money I don't have

silvermyth · 7 years ago

Then I'll have to keep it here forever

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Nah imma wipe it off once I got better lipstick
Just to rewrite it

stream_42 · 7 years ago

This is... interesting

rosalinas · 7 years ago

What? You want red lipstick on ya too?

stream_42 · 7 years ago

Let's not talk about this

rosalinas · 7 years ago

It's a great lipstick
Very nice colour

stream_42 · 7 years ago

A-alright

rosalinas · 7 years ago

The holy rose one is nice too but I'm broke...

silvermyth · 7 years ago

I once bought black lipstick when I was five years old because I was dressing up like a bumblebee, so that's all I have

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Girl! Lemme do you a makeover
Also this is the holy rose
http://kenh14cdn.com/2016/holyrose4-1479808663324.jpg
And this is ruby Tuesday
http://cs.lnwfile.com/_/cs/_raw/oq/2o/dr.jpg
I seriously don't know which one I should get first
Gimme some opinions

silvermyth · 7 years ago

Hmm, well the first one seems nicer for more innocent things, the second if you are trying to look grown up.

rosalinas · 7 years ago

My friend says I don't look innocent... nor cute
''Too sexy to be cute'' she said...

silvermyth · 7 years ago

So the second one, though I think you could be both.

rosalinas · 7 years ago

You know what
I'm borrowing money to get both!
Why am I like this...

silvermyth · 7 years ago

I don't know

gamzee · 7 years ago

Should I be worried

rosalinas · 7 years ago

About what?

gamzee · 7 years ago

I don't know, you tell me

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Uhm ehh
What do you know first

silvermyth · 7 years ago

Kyould anyone be worried

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Worried about what?
Avoids eyecontact* I'm not doing anything

silvermyth · 7 years ago

*tried to look her in the eys, fails*

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Blinks beautiful brown puppy eyes innocently* yes?

silvermyth · 7 years ago

Someone is lying

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Dramatically cover mouth*
How dare you accuse me of such crime

gamzee · 7 years ago

*looks at the both of you with narrowed eyes* HM

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Covers your eyes* nothing to see here

stream_42 · 7 years ago

Gay

rosalinas · 7 years ago

I am

stream_42 · 7 years ago

Really?

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Eh yea
I mean bi or pan something
But half gay is still gay

stream_42 · 7 years ago

True

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Grabs you* let be gay together

stream_42 · 7 years ago

But... I'm not gay

rosalinas · 7 years ago

You don't have a choice
*hands you rainbow thong*

stream_42 · 7 years ago

Oh... okay

gamzee · 7 years ago

Aren't bedazzled thongs better?

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Rainbow
Rainbow is always the best

silvermyth · 7 years ago

Everyone is at least a little gay

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gamzee · 7 years ago

*hugs Silvie, Ross and Matt at the same time* yeah

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Slightly uncomfortable* orgy?

gamzee · 7 years ago

Uh
No?

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Aww :<
It'd be fun tho
And I'd be in jail...

silvermyth · 7 years ago

I'm back

stream_42 · 7 years ago

Orgy!

· Edited 7 years ago

silvermyth · 7 years ago

Yes, quite

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Lovely
Imma get the camera

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kisnotundercover · 7 years ago

Reminds me of Athena Complex

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guest · 7 years ago

Whew! I was beginning to think this was annoyingly inspirational and really glad to see how it ended.

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gundamshitposterx · 7 years ago

Kind of just like Masamune-kun no Revenge, but you need to take the title seriously.

That escalated quickly

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