By far the coolest alarm clock

Does it make a factory alarm bell sound

Oh my god
My grandmother used to have one of these
I remember this

Intensional rhyme?

Careful a school or some random idiot will call the police and report a bomb

I have that too.

I don't use it, because it broke. But I have it.

If it doesn't slime you when you hit the snooze button, this conversation is over

Yaaaay