I'm not gonna ask why. But how did this even make it to market?

He even has a hoverboard

I'm from the UK and I didn't even know this. Oh dear lord.

They have that in sc

In Germany we have a drink made of read wine and cola, which is embarrassing enough already. But on top they named it "kalte Muschi" which translates to "cold pussy"...

In SA we've got an energy drink named Foreplay

It tastes horrible

I've only seen this in one shop, never bought it though.

It's what 12 year old chavs drink to pretend they eat Pussy

There's also a drink called cocaine

Never seen this in my life

Fun fact: here in Italy, there is a drink called figà, wich is pronounced almost the same as figa. Figa is the equivalent for pussy (no, it is not about the cats). Marketing strategies never cease to amaze me.

I bet it tastes like fish

i remembered an energy drink i got at a LAN center some 12 years ago. it was called "Sum Poosie" the bottle has some pornstar-looking girl, scantily clad. the drink itself was cherry flavored and pink. it was pretty good.