The tables have turned

Depends on who you are. If you're a middle aged mom, you're more likely to have liked "fifty shades darker" than a teenaged girl, who probably liked twilight better

I am neither of those things.

Well then, there you go. You didn't like the movies because you're not a teenage girl or middle aged woman. Science is cool, isn't it?

I actually hated it because it didn't know what vampires and werewolves were.

Oh, yeah. The sparkly guy wasn't a vampire, and being muscular doesn't make you a werewolf, I'm not sure how someone would get confused, but okay

Stephanie Meyer actually didn't know what werewolves and vampires were when she was writing Twilight

Obviously not