My house is considered shady?

So he's always been old as shit

I hate cancel culture

That was quick

It's better than her leading you on or fucking with you about it. Helped me become a more confident guy.

Oof

These jokes are lazy. Get better material.

Dough

I'm here to kick gum and chew ass, and I'm all out of ass.

He didn't do that did he?

Gen X are anti-vaxxers. So yeaaaaaaaaah

My last two brain cells

Anon is a Chad

I wake up every morning, I've got

That really needs a comma

Doubt it. Humans survived an ice age and a population bottleneck where the global human population was somewhere between 1000 and 10000 (these things happened at the same time, mind you) but we still bounced back. We're like cockroaches, we're hard to put down.

Fun fact: Carly Rae Jepsen is older than Adele by nearly 3 years.

Oof

Again I'm pretty sure this is supposed to be a "cool mom" type of meme.

I'm gonna give the new Call of Duty a chance. Mostly for campaign and zombies though.

I'm okay with that