Don't get poison ivy on your eyes

How to be Asian, step 1

There is the word ''posion'' in its name
Why on the name of planet Earth do you think it's a good idea to put it in your fucking eye!?

Ate honey suckles that were growing with poison ivy once. Face and throat swelled shut. Fun times.

8 y/o and I pulled a vine from my neighbors tree,not knowing what it was,and it fell on my face..got poison oak everywhere including my eyes,between my toes,and even the crack...was miserable for 2 weeks...but after that..I can't get it anymore..I am immune..

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