The more you know

No wonder Oliver Wood was so enthusiastic

I had read it was because they would put psychedelics on broom handles and put them up their vaginas to get high

Now you know

They also grew dicks on tree and kept dicks as pets. They would feed the dicks oats.

I don't like witches. They're always coming after me with hatchets

Omg. They quoted the monster energy drink devil lady