Be thankful I wear a robe now

Your attempts at flattery are lost on this deity.

Well then what if I did this?
*puts arm around you*

Nope, still nothing

*sticks my hand inside of your robe*
How about now?

I'm a skeleton with no nerves or anything other than bones, you're not going to get anywhere.

*caresses your bones*

Still nothing

*finds your spine*
OwO what's this?

A spine, the fuck were you expecting, a slinkie?

*pulls out a slinky*
Well look at that

You planted that

No I didn't
*more slinkies fall out of my labcoat*
Uh oh

You're a slinky golem

*Takes off labcoat revealing that I am just a golem made of slinkies*
How'd you know?

I'm Death, how else?

...how would death know this

Everyone's got a date except you.

(Check out the "let's chat yo" chat. Don't have a date eh?)

You know what I meant

This chat is all messed up @Zeus this is in the wrong order

Click the "Sorted by likes" button