Not all heros wear capes, but there's no reason to fight my hero

Ok then.

My son was born that day and somehow this is so funny and peRFECT for the day.

Don't worry it's just British Things

http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/27/bagelgate-video-of-train-brawl-started-by-bagel-and-ending-with-police-6476298/

Okay so I'm tired and I read that as a fire not a fight. Both made for an interesting read