I want a Michael

Date him

I already have 2 Michaels and neither of them has given me lime
I need new one!
Where are the it her Michaels

I need me a micheal

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Ew asians

I guess you could say he used... *sunglasses*
...a pickup lame.

You would use a period, not a comma, in that sentence. Those are two completely unrelated separate clauses. "It had his number, then proceded to say," that kind of suggests the lime said the quoted words. Grammar, people.