Die hard

http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/03/man-dies-after-his-massive-porn-magazine-collection-falls-on-him-6486367/

That's an A+ title

He who has not found something he is willing to die for, is unfit to live

Wow, if this is real, he deserves a medal for his collections.

Very polite landlord, to hire a cleaning company, so the family of this guy would not feel too emberassed.

" Find what you love, and let it kill you"

That's not what he meant by "lemme smash".