How to postpone a test

And probably get arrested

This happened to my uni a few years back, but it had to happen during our freaking last exam! An exam me and my friends were dead sure we would pass! It was the last day before our summer too! And surprise! it was a prank by some graduate..

I just had a dream last night where I was still in college and I couldn't remember the last time I went in. I talked to my professor and he said I've been gone a week and he gave me a huge stack of homework to do. I woke up, still not regretting that I dropped out

They're filming a movie on my University campus today and put out a bulletin saying that there will be a SWAT team in uniform with guns for part of it and said that the campus security and police have been informed. I can't wait till the people who haven't seen the bulletin freak out when they see it.