Why would you dip your f*cking pizza in milk???

I'm having pizza tonight and I'm going to commit this horror to see if it's that bad or not.

Absolutely barbaric

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I know a guy who eats toast after dipping it in orange juice

Pizza + Milk? Sounds interesting, but I'm not trying that.

It should be orange crush, not milk. Duh.

But what about dipping breadsticks and crackers in soda?

You're not supposed to dip it, that'll just make it sogy and awful. Just drink milk while you're eating (not everybody likes it but i've been doing it for 2 years every now and then and it's pretty good)