A compilation of some of the worlds oldest things

This should've said yo mama at the end

"Breast bags"

Big Bird socks

I like this post. History is so fucking cool

The Egyptians wore socks with sandals

Venus of hohle is what some of you might call "thicc"

purses before pants, priorities

The human form sculpture looks like a rotisserie chicken. And why the fuck has socks with sandals been a thing for over 1500 years?!

makes you wonder why some old statues of people were a bit heavier. i wonder if it was because pregnancy was gift of life and the women would gain weight, or would it be that it would be hard for man to gain weight back at that time and it was a sign of wealth. just interesting to think about.

Anyone else think the "Was... not... found." sounds kinda ominous?