my dad is a pitbull and my mom is a Starbucks

My dad is maple syrup and my mom is Tim Horton's coffee.

My dad is gay rights and my mom is weed

My dad is a croissant and my mom is a Moulin Rouge dancer.

My dad is weed and my mom is bourbon

My dad is One Direction and my mum is the NHS

My mom is crazy and my dad is an assassin

My dad is a spider and my mum's another fucking spider... straya

My dad is a tortilla and my mom is chorizo.