She's good at finding, not so much at keeping

How absurd!
There's not enough "ha's"

To be fair doing the exact opposite of what she says might work...

Find? Maybe. Keep? HHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

She is just as much of a slut as miley cyrus

She's just another girl figuring the world out, give her a break. People turn her personal life into a joke and ignore the fact that she has feelings too.