Why am I like this

What, the one with the homework or the one with the bread

I know the homework one all too well, I mean the bread one. Asking because I love bread and I want to be in that situation.

Well, for this situation specifically, you'd need to have sandwich ingredients shoot sporadically out of your hands.
(The movie is The Adventures of Food Boy, if you're looking for a wonderfully ridiculous film)

Good, now let's get a picnic basket and visit a nuclear plant.