Two kinds of people

Or you can climb up the tree and wait for people to sit under it to read, poop on them, and blame the birds.

Or you can dress up in a gorilla costume and scare te shit out of anyone that walks by!!!

Or just sit up there and wait for some one to sit under you and pee on them

Or wait for someone in the tree to pee on you

On FunSubstance, there are an infinite kinds

Lol

I would do number2

Omg really bird poop and human poop look nothing alike

Or maybe you could sit up there and drop things on people like spiders or books

Or you can wait for people to sit under the tree and spit on them from above

Why traffic cops?

Or you could cut down the tree...