How many licks does it take to get to the center of your soul?

oh its too late for that, they are both here, no force known to man or god can stop them now

Shadow pls

im afraid this is out of my power

Shadow nooo

sorry

Play us something sexy, spaghetti head

*Plays a saxophone solo*

*gets guitar and starts playing soul music so that this comment thread will have something to do with the post*

You can play the guitar?

souls you say...

No :D I suck at music

I can make some music *pats laps to make sounds*

*drums fingers against table*

Are you making a band?

WE SHOULD MAKE A BAND

:D YES LETS DO IT

You do the singing part!

.... But I'm tone deaf

I'd love it anyways

Not when your pretty ears bleed

thats a fair point

I'll take it
For you :*

amazing *starts setting up sound equipment*

D:

Sing for me :*

... but your ears...

Sing!

YOU CAn SEEeeEaTT YOuR SEeLF oNN FIIIIIiIIIiiiIrrEE

BUUuUTTT UR NEVEEEeeR GoNNa BuRn BUUrN bUUrN

Ears bleeds* that was beautiful

... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

:o)
Are you deaf now

WHAT? CAN YOU SAY IT LOUDER

ARE YOU DEAF NOW

WHATTTT
WHY ARR YPU MUMBLE LIKE FISH

THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATE

WHAT? DEALING COCACOLA?

WHAT WAS THAT

TWAT WHAT?

WASP?

FLY?

SKY?

POKEMON SUN AND MOON?

POKE A MONSTER TILL AFTERNOON?

DIGIMON WHAT

DONALD TRUMP TWAT?

CHEETOS WHAT?

CHEETA SHAT?

YOU CHEATED ON ME!?
*cries loudly*

YOU CHEAT AT GAMES?

WHO CHEATED DEATH?

WHO DIED?

MY HAT LIED?

YOUR CAT SIGHED?

YOU'RE AN ALTERNATE REALITY SPIDER-WOMAN WITH BLUE BLOOD?

WH8T?

WHAT?

*through tears* TRUE BLOOD GONNA HAVE NEW SEASON?

*hugs Ross* TRUE WHAT?

Is hugged* YOU CHEATED ON ME!?
AND FOOL WHOM?

ALTRN8 REALITY CLOWN WITH PURPLE 8LOOD WH8T?

mIrAcLeS aRe ReAl?

? .my hearing is back

wh8t

WhAt

Is confused af*

*is confuseder*

Hits you with a fish*

*Is confusedest*

Hits spaghetti head with another fish*

*gets the holy fish*

Hey! That's mine

*slaps with a fish* *realizes that the fish was a sardine, is even confusered*

*hands Ross the holy fish* It was in my family for generations

Holds holy fish* is this like a proposal

I'm not legal :')

Fuck the laws!
Don't worry, you're next

... I've lost my flirting-magic

Awww what a shame
Now I need another

Another what

Another one whoes flirting-magic isn't lost yet

:(

I have needs!