>9 months bc
>super hot chick
>has a boyfriend
>hooks up with different guy before marriage
>doesn't want to get stoned to death
>"it was god!"
>fuck please believe it
>they actually believe it
>have to stay dedicated to the lie
>more people believe you
>brainwash kid to make him think he's the son of God
>tfw you accidentally created a new religion
Mary be all like "whomever has the best gift is the baby Daddy!"
>super hot chick
>has a boyfriend
>hooks up with different guy before marriage
>doesn't want to get stoned to death
>"it was god!"
>fuck please believe it
>they actually believe it
>have to stay dedicated to the lie
>more people believe you
>brainwash kid to make him think he's the son of God
>tfw you accidentally created a new religion