Let play ''what if'' and see how weird things can get

Fucking hell, I wouldn't even need to study to get a good job (which happens to be why I have most of my breakdowns)

*raises hand*
Yes my son. It is me.
Don't worry, everything is gonna be fine, just remember one thing:
I forgot what I was gonna say but it was a jewel of knowledge, trust me. Real inspirational shit, bro.
Illuminati is not real
432 hz is just a conspiracy
And to complete my godliness, I will piss some people off with only one word to prove I am God.
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.
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Trump.

That is because the water he was drinking drifted away

Actually the sun burning is really loud

If it weren't for the absense of oxygen in space we would be hearing the sun burn all day and all night