Fact about the Humboldt Squid

D:

Was it porno
I feel like what you watched was porno

I think. I was high as hell and my friend was on the corner doing jacking motions over his zipper even tho it isnt opened. So i went over to see what he was watching and boom little japanese and tentacles! I cant really remember much after that

Red devil?

They're red in color

That's actually my ex
He loved his job of killing fishermen more than me

Aw, that sucks. But hey, I love both my job AND you!