Lose it all at once

Every once in a while, you just have to get as fucked as much as possible in one instant.

So on my Oyster card holder when I was 13, I used to keep my Oyster card plus all my other cards in it. One day I thought I lost the holder but I found it a week later with all my cards inside, but I learnt a lesson not to keep EVERY card in the holder, just the ones I needed for that day so if I lost it, I wouldn't lose everything

Finally a joke from 2006