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Let me get that last drop of nectar 5 comments
kakaburra · 1 week ago
Bacon-wrapped
Every idea is welcome 22 comments
kakaburra · 2 weeks ago
When I had anxiety attacks I would go to my room and make it dark and lay down under the covers and listen to deep sleep music (YouTube or Spotify) for about twenty minutes. It almost always helped.
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Yellow Potter Wasp 6 comments
kakaburra · 4 weeks ago
Snape voice: “Pottah”
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He's right 5 comments
kakaburra · 5 weeks ago
I mean, yes, but that could have been OP’s intent all along.
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“Wrong Century” by Tomas Kucerovsky 14 comments
kakaburra · 5 weeks ago
Rape used to mean to carry away more than sexually assault.
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Jewel Wasp ! 3 comments
kakaburra · 8 weeks ago
Lisa Frank strikes again.
When girls understand us 6 comments
kakaburra · 8 weeks ago
I feel like this should be common sense in any close relationship.
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Government contracts have high margins! 22 comments
kakaburra · 8 weeks ago
I’m sorry, I didn’t realize we were building these detainment centers with friggin diamonds??? What the heck is vacuuming up that much money? Don’t just send them to school, send them to Harvard with that much cash.
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Do you still play tabletop games ? 15 comments
kakaburra · 10 weeks ago
Heck yeah, it is. My brothers love it so much they created their own custom cards.
Retarded garrulous Wolf 7 comments
kakaburra · 14 weeks ago
It depends on your state's laws, but yeah.
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Eugene was the ultimate procrastinator 8 comments
kakaburra · 14 weeks ago
"Eugene was found dead by the side of the road on the 3-C Highway (U.S. 22) in Sabina, Ohio, 6-6-1929 and the deceased had no identification on his body except for a piece of paper in his pocket with a Cincinnati address written on it that turned out to be an empty lot. The police questioned a man that lived next to the lot and that man's name was Eugene. That is how this dead, middle aged black man was thusly named "Eugene" by the police. Littleton Funeral Home of Sabina, Ohio made available his remains for public viewing from 1929 through to 1964 (held in a small building behind the funeral home) in hope that someone would come forth to identify this man. Eugene remains an open case and his identity has never been solved. His stone marker simply reads, "EUGENE", Found Dead 1928, Buried 1964. This man is not a mystery to God and may he REST IN PEACE. Note ~ the original grave stone has been replaced with a new stone that has the correct date of death, year 1929" --www.findagrave.com
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Dangerous glistening frightening Turkey 5 comments
kakaburra · 17 weeks ago
But consider this. Now your enemy has two swords.
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Wait till you hear her purr 6 comments
kakaburra · 18 weeks ago
You can become a home health care provider with $500 and a three week class.
Wait till you hear her purr 6 comments
kakaburra · 18 weeks ago
But also consider that many kids pay their way through college and sometimes can get a partial or full ride through scholarships. Not to mention the many jobs that don’t require a degree.
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M'lady 13 comments
kakaburra · 18 weeks ago
There are pretty Amish. Some of them look a bit inbred, but some are very handsome/pretty.
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This is how a tree is used 2 comments
kakaburra · 26 weeks ago
The efficiency pleases me.
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No one in my tiny rural high school understood 2 comments
kakaburra · 27 weeks ago
That’s actually a lovely sentiment.
How many mistakes have been made in ignorance 11 comments
kakaburra · 27 weeks ago
You're Mr. Peanut Butter.
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Super sized slip n slide fun 2 comments
kakaburra · 30 weeks ago
When my fren
Take me to pley
They bump me hard
Into the lake
They not mean to
I not mad
I swim wif frens
It make me glad
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Eating pineapple one berry at a time 3 comments
kakaburra · 31 weeks ago
This looks so wrong but darnit now I need to get a pineapple and try it.
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Well w3ll welll 1 comments
kakaburra · 31 weeks ago
good idea 7 comments
kakaburra · 31 weeks ago
What horrors has your mind’s eye seen?
HMMM 4 comments
kakaburra · 31 weeks ago
I didn’t read it because I’m lazy. :D
This lady has ben waiting to be on the kiss cam her entire life! :) 8 comments
kakaburra · 31 weeks ago
*comes to get you gently*
This lady has ben waiting to be on the kiss cam her entire life! :) 8 comments
kakaburra · 31 weeks ago
@matthewg I’m coming to get you