Ηow thoughtful

Of course. Nothing like a pack of Rich Tea

On a related note, one of my Chinese students gave me a bag of black tea leaves for showing him how to do something in the lab.

May I have some tea?

Sure. It is lapsang souchong tea.

Thank you. Whoops!
*drops it into the ocean*

As long as it isn't the Boston Harbor in late 1773, I think you're fine.

*drops it into the Boston Harbor in late 1773*
Oopsie

*Timeline renormalized* Did you just get reverse psychology tricked into retrospective timeline renormalization?

No, I used my time machine ya silly brit

I am not British. I just made sure the Boston Tea Party still happened. Just in case it didn't happen because of some weird time travely business.

Well you're just a party pooper

Wait a second, Ew aren't you Canadian?

Yes, but I want to make war with britain

As an American I grant you permission to start this war through anti-tea methods.