Choose 3 items to freak out the cashier

You know you have a dirty mind when you know what they mean.

Hm... Barbie Barbie AAAAAND .... THE PICKLE!!!!!!!!!! (BAHAHAHAHA)

Granny panties, vaseline and Barbie

Last 3 things.... Maybe replace knife with vaseline

Granny panties dunn huh huh
Grannies panties

50 Shades of Grey, tissues, and Vaseline

Welcome to the neighborhood card, knives, and red bull (;

The squirt guns, lighter fluid and home pregnancy test.

Rope, knives, wheelbarrow. TIME FOR MURDER.

Birthday cake, rat poison, sorry for your loss card.

Rope camera and Vaseline...

I know what I'm doing with my next shopping trip.

Definitely grandma cake, 50 shades, and a pickle

cant stop laughin

Video recorder, 50 shades, and cucumber for sexy freak out
Shower curtain, lighter fluid, and mop for murderous wtf
Hanger, prego test, and rat poison for weird scare