I can actually visualise the toppings sliding off

This person needs the death

*serial killer victim

One time my uncle went to open the door leaving Little Caesar's and slipped the pizza under his arm, thus causing it to slide right out of the box and all over the floor

Hypothesis 1: Empty boxes and sadnes.
Hypothesis 2: Drugs hidden in these.
Hypothesis 3: Boxs actually contain pizzas and this person should be erased from the surface of the Earth.

Are the pizzas Frozen ...

That person needs to be banned from Canada

What type of illiterate fuck

unles they were frozen...if they are frozen its acceptable because they are sticky with coldness