The salad man

part 5: i learned from a personal time capsule that humor is subjective and that it's not necessarily funny if it's very obviously fake, and I'm not trying to say it's yours, I'm just a little bit frustrated that this person blatantly made this up for Internet points that don't matter

part 6: this was fun in a sarcastic passive aggressive kind of way. we should do this more

My friend used to call slippers 'pissies'

This is the comment that deserves all the likes, and all the rusty kettles.