Would you rather...

Never touch computer we got razer edge tablet with windows on it design for gaming especially I could handle no computer

I have an ipod so computer

Gee thanks, Satan...

Computer. Duh.

According to the grammatical construction of the first sentence, it could mean that you would choose a single computer that you would never touch again. So I would choose one that is in Japan or something.

easy, i need a calculator

both are the same because you never touch anything, your atoms dont touch the atoms of the toilet your on right now, the only thing you can feel is the atoms of the toilet pushing yours back without touching them

Is that guy..Voldemort?

What app is that

No person of the opposite sex. I'm Asexual anyway.

calm the fuck down satan

hahahahaha. Easy. Second one. Girls here I come.

Never touch a computer

Well it looks like I am now a lesbian! No way I'm giving up a computer

I'd gladly go lesbian

Just wear gloves.

And that's how I became gay !

Good thing I'm gay!

Good thing I am actually two lesbian space rocks fused into one!