Hickies

Cake, you're really into 3somes
I like you

Who said anything about 3somes? I'm waiting for more commenters lol

Thank you for the offer Rosie, but I'm as straight as a board

I can change that ;)

I'm going to politely decline.
But I usually give myself hickies on my boobs to see if they go unnoticed, just incase it happened for real

Even spaghetti is straight until it gets wet

Parents notice them.. Believe me

Im with cake
Also I think I gonna break my own neck of I try to give myself hickies on bewbs
Even licking is hard enough

Yes, but if they get used to seeing them, they won't question it. I'm almost always wearing a vest top indoors, so the hickies I give myself are visible

Well my parents definitely questioned it

I could probably just about give myself hickies on my boobs

Aww, poor Rosie.
I can nap on my boobs

20 more years and I will go back to say poor you all
Just wait

What?

Saggy boobs.
If you look after them, they won't get saggy

Oh right. I was confused there....

You can't fight back gravity!!!
Also round sex has great impact on those

I'm a virgin, and probably will be for a while, so I'm good

Eventually!!!