Respect is family shit

Fun fact: I'm actually staying with my dad for a week starting Monday

the old man you met at the bus depot doesn't count as your father

Joke's on you,I'm too socially anxious to meet people

then why would you stay with your father

Because I kinda met him upon my birth and have known him since

why was there a gross old man in the room where your mother gave birth

He wasn't exactly old
And that's bc he's the one who helped conceive me

your mother let a creepy old guy who probably had some sort of terminal and contagious illness fuck her?

I said he wasn't old
Nor was he disease-ridden
Or creepy

78 = old
ugly face = disease-ridden (terminal because suicide)
creepy = personality

39 isn't old
Ugly don't mean disease ridden and you're living proof of that
He wouldn't have been able to do my mom if he was creepy

I said he was 78, not 39
the second one you kinda got me on
and obviously your mom's standards were just so low that she had to

And I said he was 39
And trust me her standards weren't low at all

and I said 78
and maybe they weren't, but she was morally obligated to lower them as soon as she's saw a face like that.
her standards were higher because she was hoping to find a nice pretty man who would hopefully provide the cute kid genes.
and then she found your father and she was like "this guy will never score" and took pity on him

He wasn't 78 tho
Trust me my mom has always been heartless
If he was ugly she legit wouldn't have fucked him

I know you don't call your dad ugly because he's your dad but let's be honest here

I may provide proof sometime

I don't want to see the facial representation of a car crash okay

Very funny
Yo let's continue this some other time,I'm tired and don't wanna run outta comments just yet

alright good night
don't poison the bed bugs by letting them bite off your face