Well it all started when Satan threw a huge angel bro party and somebody just happen to spill whipped cream on Gods new drapes. He was like "ALL HELL NAH" and threw everybody out into eternal damnation.
He got his ass kicked out of heaven because he wanted to be like Jesus or something like that. He went from being called Lucifer to being called Satan (adversary). It's all i know folks, i studied a little bit of this before i knew religion wasn't my thing
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· 7 years ago
And depending on where you get your sources, I'm either named Death or Azrael
I mean. I guess so. Some of his punishments are pretty harsh, but that's kinda his job is it not? He was condemned there for a reason, and because of that reason he was transformed into an asshole making him punish others in ways he deemed fit, no matter how extreme
What did happen?