A tiny axolotl, also known as the Mexican Salamander

Well that's good cos I have a teeny tiny.....bellybutton

Lifts your shirt up* not that tiny

Hey! At least give me a warning before you do that. There are kids around

Are you telling me I'm not supposed to lift people' shirt up?
Also nice rolls

Nah, I'm saying give me a warning. These abs aren't suitable for everyone

Im 'bout to touch it
*pokes tummy rolls* it's perfectly squishy

Oi! I don't have tummy rolls! I've lost half a stone recently

Tummy rolls are so fun to play with tho
But abs are sexy... I actually sighed happily thinking about abs when I typed that xD
And congratulation, keep the good work going

Thanks, I'm working them tonight

And all the cakes will fall for you

They already do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Or it would be rape @-@