this is how i see all of them

How can he tall so well with that dick so far in his mouth?

Ok then

Omfg, I was not expecting that ending

Reminds me of a classic greentext:
>be me
>best friend and I move into house together
>fuck eachother bc it's better than masterbating
>decide to get married for tax benefits
>adopt a kid to be our little bro
>one day while we fuck our balls touch
>he doesn't stop and say "no homo"
Am I married to a faggot? How do I tell our son?