Watch this advert or choke to death

Who has time to watch a video while someone is choking?

A Red Lobster ad while choking on some fish bones.
How fucking perfect.
BTW, AdBlocker is a lifesaver.

I was once bitten by a wild animal. I was desperately searching the numbers to call and things to keep with from becoming infected, and stopping the blood. I don't want to read your fucking new letter.

Also on Music videos. I want to listen to music, not your damn ad for whatever shitty and loud ass mobile game someone bribed you to play.