I hate it when you order something in a restaurant and the waiter finally brings it to you, but your friend's meal looks better. I hope you choke on it you female whale
"Going out to eat is like getting married. You look at all the options, choose the one you think looks best, and then when you see what some other guy got you wish you'd gotten that instead."
You're so sweet
*white girl voice*
I have a boyfriend
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He's a lucky bitch <<33
*tears of joy*