When I get home from work/school

Not a blaster? I thought you had standard rebel equipment.

"Torpedo" sounds like it has more "heft" to it.
Plus wasn't it a photon torpedo that blew up the original Death Star? It's been forever since I've seen those movies.

It's been a while for me too. Hmm, a torpedo does sound nice.

The warhead isn't exactly aerodynamically efficient, but it gets the job done, and usually USUALLY hits it's intended target.

Well, you wouldn't want it to go into the wrong chute of the deathstar, now would you?

You know what they say in the Imperial Navy.
"There IS no wrong chute."

Really? You were so vehement about destroying the correct chute before...

Well, there's less "fallout" when the correct chute is destroyed.