Just ordered 4 super sized DIET cokes at the drive thru and the stoner at the window asked, "you want a thing to hold your dinks, man?" Shit yes I do you hacking cheap baked red eyed spindly motherfucker. I'm an octopussy who can't handle all dem dranks.
as a college student working part time at McDonalds I'd like to let y'all know that we have to ask if you'd like a cup holder. You don't know how many times we've had 8+ drinks (yes, 8+ drinks) ready to go on cup holders only to have the driver hand it back to us with a "I don't need the cup holders". It's quicker to put in the cup holders than to take out when you have less than 20 seconds to hand out the order. also, it's not by choice, but we HAVE to ask how many more sauces you'd like. We get scolded for just handing out handfuls of sauces. I'm dead serious on this.
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