Guy standing sitting

How is a sitting guy standing?

his parents either hated him or had a great sense of humor

If he tells us something that isn't true, he's Guy Standing sitting lying.
And if he tells us something that isn't true while trying to get elected, he's Guy Standing sitting lying running.
And if that something that isn't true reminds you of something, he's Guy Standing sitting lying running jogging your memory.
Man, I gotta sign up for this site so I can share my thoughts more than three times a day.