Hitting a bit too close to home

The other day me and bae were Skyping. I was literally falling asleep as we watched a movie. He told me to go to bed and as soon as I got up to go to the bathroom WIDE THE FUCK AWAKE.

If you're still in that tired mode then you'll fall asleep almost immediately

I usually just leave the lights off & find my way in the darkness bc once that bright ass light hits me I'm wide awake

You mean wake up.

Just sleep with diapers.

Yeah that 'half in- half out' stage is perfect but then along comes a dog or cat who wants to be let outside and you have to wake up