Types of knives

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zinope · 7 years ago · FIRST

The Kriegsmesser: for when you need to go to war but also butter your toast.

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moth · 7 years ago

Obvious Plant!

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deleted · 7 years ago

I AM WOLVERINE

deleted · 7 years ago

Excuse me, ma'am, I am going to have to ask you to leave the restaurant

deleted · 7 years ago

YOU CAN'T MAKE ME LEAVE. I COULD KILL YOU ALL.
*slashes the air with knife hands*

deleted · 7 years ago

Oh boy
Uh, ma'am, I'm going to have to call the cops

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silvermyth · 7 years ago

I have spread butter with my sword. I didn't do it again because swords are difficult to manoeuvre.

guest · 7 years ago

Where's the butterfly knife?

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silvermyth · 7 years ago

*sirens in distance* *helicopter blades whirring*

sassypotter · 7 years ago

I'll visit you in prison, dude

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