Sometimes I forget where I am

Why are you 2 a ship yet

We are. The H.M.S YukiLover set sail a long time ago

When is the wedding

Eh I don't ship it anymore since cake's one of those obnoxious Jeopardy people

Which people ?

The obnoxious "I call bullshit that never happened for 500" people

I'm sorry, how do I come across as obnoxious?

Because that Jeopardy thing is obnoxious

Oh, that

What ?

Saying "I'll take shit that never happened for $500"

You said that to her/him ?

I say it on a few memes, and I am apparently obnoxious for doing so